November 14, 2006

Horror movies..............

**insert scary movie pics here as blogspot is freakin' having a farkin' temper tantrum again!!!!!**

My sister and I both have a penchant for scary movies.....usually involving us curled up on couches, with a bowl of ice-cream, maybe some chips or popcorn at the ready as well.....and of course each of us armed with a "screaming pillow" -- something to wrap your arms around and scream into as opposed to the alternative....which would consist of digging fingers into your couchmates flesh....can be painful, cause even more screaming and leaves bruises sometimes dontcha know????? (I'm just sayin')............

So, I came across this handy little guide on the internet and did it make me howl???? OMG!!!!!

How to Survive a Horror Movie..........

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

2. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, that was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

3. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

4. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

5. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

6. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

7. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

8. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

9. Do not keep all your sharpened kitchen knifes in one of those wooden block thingies on your work surface.

10. When you're searching a house because you think there's something dangerous there, for God's sake turn the bloody lights on!

11. Never back out of one room into another without looking. It's always behind you.

12. Never, ever, ever turn off the paved road onto a gravel or dirt road.

13. Always make sure that your car has a fresh battery so it will start immediately in times of crisis.

14. Never say that you'll be right back because you won't.

15. If anything other than water (blood, thick goo of any color) comes out of a faucet, do not call a plumber. Leave the house immediately.

16. If, looking in a mirror, you see a figure behind you that you don't see upon turning around, you see a different room than the one you are in, you see a figure other than yourself looking back, or your reflection tells you to get out before it is too late, proceed to the nearest exit with all speed.

17. If you open a door and the room you see is not the room that should be there, do not explore it. In fact, even if you close the door and see the correct room after re-opening it, vacate the house.

Think you can survive?

Take the quiz HERE

4 peeps just sayin':

WenWhit said...

One more "don't do" from all horror flicks: don't be a reasonably hot chick having sex. The virgins sometimes get away; the hot "sluts" ALWAYS get killed.

the only daughter said...

I will survive; level-headed, ass-kicking, charge taking, monster masher. Whoop whoop!

I must go move my knives now.

Boo7 said...

Too true Wen....I like that one!!

Hehehe only daughter!

Attila The Mom said...

Hahaha! Brilliant! I always think people in these movies are incredibly stupid, but if it happened to me in real life, I'd probably have a stroke on the spot!