October 16, 2006

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books.....

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

2. Who Shat in the Hat?

3. Horton Hires a Ho

4. Fox in Detox

5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Are You My Proctologist?

12. Yentl the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

14. Aunts in My Pants

15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

17. The Grinch's Ten Inches

OMG...is it just me???

I was laughing so hard at some of these that I almost couldn't post them cuz I couldn't see!!!

10 peeps just sayin':

Attila The Mom said...

Oh geez, I think I hurt myself. I can't stop laughing!!

Karitown said...

that is too damn funny. Great post. Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

my sides hurt from laughing ....
thanks for the terrific laugh!!!


the only daughter said...

Oh my goodness--too too funny. I'm thinking some of these might have some market value today..hmm?

chapin said...

OMG...I'll never think about the Cat in the Hat the same way.

Too funny

Trish said...

Those are too funny! # 3 is my fav :-)

Drew Blackstone said...

They forgot

My fly went down

Syd said...
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Syd said...

You are so effing sick. No wonder I kinda like you ;)

greymatters said...

Very funny!