Ahhhhhhhhhh from the politically correct to probably verging on the very incorrect....who knows......whose to say??
But it's my blog.....and it's only in jest......and I have experienced worked with most of these disorders so that means I'm allowed......and besides that my boss sent these around.....roflmao which means not only am I allowed....it's pretty near sanctioned even!!!
Christmas Carols with a twist..............
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent Night, Holy... oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away, did I just get an email?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bell
Points to Ponder.......
Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP?
December 21, 2006
Some giggles for the holidays......
That's all Unknown had to say at 12:14 PM
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4 peeps just sayin':
I love the A.D.D. one.
Hey, you better keep a close eye on your sister, she is on the verge of touching on several conditions on this list.
So funny. I'm in denial about my problems, so this is hysterical.
Holiday Hoots..Gotta Luv em.
Just write me off as mental and leave it at that.
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