Received this in an email the other day and OMG did it make me laugh...... HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins … take the literature out of the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement that reads:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested, and then sanitized '.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times; "I am so glad I do not work in
the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
And my personal favourite..........
4 peeps just sayin':
I'm dyin' over here
That last one slays me every time!
Every one of them is a hoot.
Thanks for the laughs!
Having horses I can relate to the last one.
'I said sit!'
A lot of life is point of view. If the grass is greener on the other side it may be because they use more fertilizer.
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